pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
this sandwich catfished me
I’M SORRY, BUT WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS FUCKING OKAY
shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that
I tried shaving my shoulders and chest today and that shit was hard and took forever, idk how the fuck you guys can do it but wow kudos to you
gf: babe come over
me: i can’t my house is on fire
gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
That if you listen to U2’s walk to the water, right after the line “he was telling jokes, but no one would listen to him” if you listen real close you can hear who sounds like larry say “except edge”
You can also hear Larry so “Oh shit” at the intro of Unforgettable Fire when he counts off too early
i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you